Nothing to see here. This is my fake story about Shiggy’s bronzed boogers from Digg.

In one of the many Digg submissions about this week’s Virtual Console releases for the Wii it was mentioned that any story with the word “Wii” in it would hit the front page and mykos said: “If a Wii fan found a discarded booger from Shigeru Miyamoto, they’d have it bronzed.”

I decided to test that theory with this post. So far it’s gotten far more Diggs than most of my submissions, which is downright sad. So there you have it, no boogers and certainly no bronzed ones belonging to the man they call Shiggy.