As the clock ticks past 1 in the morning, I am winding down the daily ritual of picking up the house. You see I have a 3yr old that more closely resembles a hurricane than an actual child sometimes. From room to room he goes, leaving a path of destruction in his wake. As I finished this evening, or morning in actuality, a thought hit me. Wouldn’t it be grand if I could actually clean the floor while it is actually spotless?

So I have a proposition for someone, and I’m looking at you James Dyson. Make a veritably silent vacuum. This vacuum would allow me to vacuum while my entire family is cheerfully dreaming of who knows what, but this thing would have to be super silent. We are talking like 30-45 db quiet. If someone knows of something like this already on the market, please let me know about it.

Otherwise, I’ll have to keep using my DC07 after I’ve picked up all the toys for the 2nd or 3rd time for the day.